Three Ducks Walk into a Bar

Three ducks wander into a bar one fine dayโ€ฆ

Curious, the bartender asks the first duck, โ€œHey there, whatโ€™s your name?โ€

โ€œHuey.โ€ replies the duck with enthusiasm.

โ€œNice to meet you, Huey. Howโ€™s your day been?โ€

โ€œOh, it’s been wonderful! I’ve had so much fun splashing in and out of puddles all day. What more could a duck want?โ€ Huey responds, beaming.

โ€œSounds delightful,โ€ says the bartender with a smile.

Turning to the second duck, the bartender inquires, โ€œAnd you, what’s your name?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m Dewey.โ€ the second duck answers cheerfully.

โ€œTell me, Dewey, how has your day been?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s been splendid!โ€ Dewey replies, โ€œI spent my day playing in puddles too. Itโ€™s been just perfect for a duck like me.โ€

The bartender, now looking at the third duck, asks,

โ€œSo, you must be Louie, right?โ€

With a playful flutter of her eyelashes, the third duck responds,

โ€œNo, my name is Puddles.โ€