One day Little Johnny asks his father

One day, little Johnny, with his boundless curiosity, approached his father with a puzzling question:

โ€œDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?โ€

His mother, busy in the kitchen preparing dinner, paused as she overheard the conversation and eagerly listened in to hear her husband’s response.

Father humorously replied, โ€œBecause it makes grown-ups happy, son.โ€

Determined to understand, Johnny responded, โ€œI want to be happy too!โ€

With a gentle chuckle, his father explained, โ€œYouโ€™ll have to wait until you’re a grown-up for that, Johnny.โ€

Curious as ever, Johnny asked, โ€œBut who will exercise with me when I grow up?โ€

โ€œWell, hopefully, when you get married, your wife will join you,โ€ his father answered.

Johnny, not missing a beat, remarked, โ€œBut Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?โ€

At that moment, Johnny’s mother, having heard every word, rushed out of the kitchen in a fury. And moments later, an ambulance was called to the scene.