One day Little Johnny asks his father

One day, little Johnny, with his boundless curiosity, approached his father with a puzzling question:

“Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?”

His mother, busy in the kitchen preparing dinner, paused as she overheard the conversation and eagerly listened in to hear her husband’s response.

Father humorously replied, “Because it makes grown-ups happy, son.”

Determined to understand, Johnny responded, “I want to be happy too!”

With a gentle chuckle, his father explained, “You’ll have to wait until you’re a grown-up for that, Johnny.”

Curious as ever, Johnny asked, “But who will exercise with me when I grow up?”

“Well, hopefully, when you get married, your wife will join you,” his father answered.

Johnny, not missing a beat, remarked, “But Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?”

At that moment, Johnny’s mother, having heard every word, rushed out of the kitchen in a fury. And moments later, an ambulance was called to the scene.