Wife: Honey, let’s play a game.

Husband: Okay. What’s the game about?

Husband: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too, right?

Wife: (smiles) Yes, darling!

Husband: Okay (stands up, ready to run in any direction)

Wife: Are you ready?

Husband: Yes, ready.

Wife: TURKEY!

It’s been 4 hours now…

The husband is still standing at the spot, wondering if she meant the country or the bird.

Moral lesson: After God, fear your wife!

An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.

“The food and service were great!” he said.

His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”

“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, thinking.

Then he asked his friend, “What do you call the long-stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”

“You mean a rose?” asked his friend.

“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”