A cow, an ant, and, yes, an old fart walk into a debate—a truly riveting scene if there ever was one. They’re squabbling over who’s the greatest among them. It’s the showdown of the century, folks! Grab your popcorn.
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The cow, full of confidence, declares, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
Not to be outdone, the ant steps up to the plate, antennae twitching with determination, and retorts, “I work day and night, summer and winter. I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”
Hold on, why are you scrolling down? It’s your turn now. Come on, let’s hear your piece! The poor old fart can barely get a word in edgewise.
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If you fancy a good laugh, you’re in the right place. This next story will surely crack you up.
Picture this: A husband and wife are attending a lengthy church ceremony. The atmosphere is solemn, the pews are hard, and the air is thick with incense. Try as she might, the wife simply can’t keep her eyes open. Before she knows it, she’s dozing off.
The husband, ever-attentive, notices his wife’s head nodding like a bobblehead doll. Worried she might start snoring, he pokes her gently with his finger just as the sermon booms out a question about the gathering that led the Israelites to freedom from Egypt. Startled awake, she shouts, “The Almighty!” and then promptly dozes off again. Someone get her an espresso!
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The ceremony trudges along, the husband, undeterred by her outburst, pokes her once again. This time, the sermon inquires about who sacrificed for the forgiveness of sins. Half-awake, the wife mumbles, “Jesus Christ!” Nailed it. Literally and figuratively.
For the third time, the husband bravely tries to wake his wife up. But the timing—oh, the timing! The preacher asks, “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?” Oof, touchy subject.
Visibly irked, the wife snaps, her eyes flashing with sudden fury, “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.” Well, there you have it, folks. Clearly, no good deed goes unpunished.
Go ahead and share this joke with your family and friends. Spread the laughter; God knows we need it!