A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man had never tied the knot throughout his life. One day, he meets a charming 17-year-old girl, and it’s love at first sight. They quickly decide to get married and head to Florida for their honeymoon.

When they return, a friend eagerly asks him about the trip. ‘Oh, it was wonderful,’ replies the man. ‘The sun, the surf, and we almost made love every night.’

His friend, surprised, says, ‘A man your age! How did you manage to make love almost every night?’

The man chuckles and says, ‘Well, we almost made love on Monday, and then again on Tuesday, and so on.’