Johnny Farts In The Classroom

One day, Little Johnny found himself in a bit of a situation. During class, he let out a fart, causing quite a disturbance among his classmates and upsetting his teacher greatly. As a result, the teacher promptly asked him to leave the classroom.

Johnny, however, didnโ€™t seem too upset by this turn of events. He settled himself just outside the class, chuckling to himself. His amusement didnโ€™t go unnoticed for long, as the principal happened to walk by and saw Johnny sitting there, giggling.

Curious, the principal approached him and asked, โ€œLittle Johnny, what are you doing sitting out here and laughing?โ€

With a big grin on his face, Johnny replied, โ€œI farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.โ€

The principal, trying to understand the situation, asked, โ€œWell, why are you laughing then?โ€

Johnnyโ€™s grin widened as he explained, โ€œBecause now Iโ€™m out here enjoying the beautiful, clean air while everyone else is stuck inside smelling my fart!โ€

And so, Johnny continued to laugh at the situation, finding joy in his unexpected advantage over everyone else.