One evening, a husband sent a text to his wife:

“Hi, I will be late tonight. Please, if you could, wash all my dirty clothes and make sure my favorite dish is ready by the time I get back.”

However, there was no response from his wife.

Undeterred, he sent another text:

“And just to let you know, my salary has gone up. At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car!”

This time, his wife responded quickly:

“OMG really?”

The husband replied:

“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”

A man came home after a long day to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

Startled, he asked, “Where are you going?”

“I’m off to Las Vegas! I heard that there are men there who will pay me $500 cash for doing what I do for you for free!” she exclaimed.

The husband pondered her words for a moment before he too began packing his bags.

Shocked, she questioned, “And what do you think you’re doing?”

The husband calmly replied, “I’m coming with you… I want to see how you’ll manage with just $1,000 a year!”

There was an elderly lady trying to pull into a parking space. Just as she was about to park, a young man in a shiny new red Mercedes sped around her and took the spot.

Frustrated, the old lady approached him and said, “I was going to park there!”

Smirking, the young man replied, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and sharp.”