Wife: Honey, can you please help me with cleaning the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Oh, sorry honey. Okay, then can you fix the bathroom door?

Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?

The husband then walked out. On his return, he found the garden was spotless and the bathroom door was fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife would take care of everything by herself!

Wife: It wasn’t me.

Husband: Then who was it?

Wife: Our neighbor.

Husband: How much did you pay him?

Wife: Nothing. He offered me two options: bread or something else…

Husband: I hope you gave him bread.

Wife: Do I look like a bakery?