One day, a husband couldn’t help but notice that his wife’s bum was getting bigger. Playfully, he exclaimed, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night, in bed, the husband made some advances towards his wife. However, she completely brushed him off. Confused, he asked, “What’s wrong?” Her witty response left him in stitches, as she said, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?”

After three years, the wife began to notice that their child looked different. This led her to decide to do a DNA test. To her shock, the test revealed that the child was actually from completely different parents. With a serious tone, she approached her husband and said, “Dear, I have something very serious to tell you.”

The husband, curious, asked, “What’s up?” The wife revealed the DNA test results, saying, “According to the results, this is not our child.” To the husband’s surprise, he responded, “Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet nappy and you told me, ‘Eddie, go and change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”

Every Sunday afternoon, a mother would find a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. Confused by this recurring discovery, she finally decided to ask him about it. She inquired, “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?” His response was both amusing and innocent.

He explained, “Well, Mom, God gives me the money, and I use it to buy a candy bar.” Perplexed, the mother asked, “God gives it to you? How did this happen?” Johnny cheerfully explained, “You give me a dollar to give to God. So before church every Sunday, I throw it up into the air. I figure if God wants it, he’ll take it. If not, it will fall back down to me.”

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