One fine afternoon, a man decided to come home early from work, hoping to surprise his beloved wife. As he walked into their bedroom, he was startled to find his wife sprawled across the bed, breathing heavily.

Concerned, he asked, “What are you doing, dear?”

Struggling to come up with an explanation, she stammered, “Err… I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”

The worried husband exclaimed, “Oh my goodness! Let me call an ambulance right now!”

In a hurry, he dashed downstairs to grab the phone. Just as he started dialing 911, his young son Johnny appeared, tears streaming down his chubby cheeks.

“What’s the matter, Johnny?” the father asked, alarmed by his son’s distress.

With a quivering voice, Johnny replied, “Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy.”

Seeing red, the man bolted back upstairs, his anger mounting with each step. He flung open the wardrobe doors, and sure enough, there stood his brother, Jim, completely naked – just as Johnny had said.

“You rascal, Jim!” the man shouted. “My wife is over there thinking she’s having a heart attack, and here you are, running around naked and frightening Johnny!”