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One night, a husband sent a text to his wife:
“Hi, I will be late tonight. Could you please wash all my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before I return?” However, there was no reply.
So, he sent another text:
“Oh, and I forgot to tell you, I received a salary increase. At the end of the month, I’m getting you a new car.”
This time, she replied:
“OMG, really?”
The husband responded:
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
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Another story tells of a man who came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
Confused, he asked, “Where are you going?”
“To Las Vegas! I learned that men will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!”
The man thought for a moment and then began packing his bags too.
“What do you think you’re doing?” she screamed.
“I’m coming with you… I want to see how you’ll live on $1,000 a year!”
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Yet another tale involves an old lady who was about to pull into a parking space. A young man driving a new red Mercedes zipped around her and took the spot.
The older lady, visibly upset, approached the young man and said, “I was going to park there!”
The young man replied cheekily, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”